The soft and fuzzy handfeel of this Patta sweater might just be cozy enough to send you into a whole other dimension. The texture is something unlike what you might normally experience—it's not like any other material we've had. Using a yarn that results in a velvet-like finish, it's almost as soft as a dog's ear—also why are dogs ears so damn soft!?

Feeling this good is guaranteed to have people giving you to ol' "oooh this is is niiiice" wherever you go. If they ask what the brand is, just turn and point out the massive "PATTA" right on the chest—recognise.